Thursday, July 30, 2009

An Extrapolation of a Facebook Status Update

My updated went something like this:

"Dear Kristen Stewart: Please stop touching your hair."

And I mean it.

I watched the Comic-Con Twilight:New Moon panel on the interwebs and I wish I had counted the number of times she ran her hands through her hair, or tousled it, or just generally hid behind it in an attempt to not talk. Even though you are on a press conference panel. And all you are supposed to do is talk.

Overall the panel was disappointing. Of the three panel members (including Miss Touchy Hair, R. Patts., and Taylor Lautner) Lautner was the only one who seemed to have any enthusiasm. About anything. At the very least, he knew how questions were supposed to be answered. R. Patts. mumbled and Miss Touchy Hair stammered her way through every answer, sometimes just coming to a stop in the middle of a sentence.

She mentioned that she cut off her hair, but those of us in the know realize it's because she's playing Joan Jett, and the 'do is THE Joan Jett 'do. The highlight was when some reporter blatantly asked if Hair and Patts. were dating and some lady came out and yelled at him while the panel looked awkward, and Hair looked pissed. Not that that looked any different from her usual face.

In other Twilight news, goodbye Actress Who Originally Played Victoria, Hello Bryce Dallas Howard.




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